Getting Older

[gary_webb]

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Don't be silly, I want to be an airline pilot!

 

[PrchJrkr]

I remember the days of Wednesday being the night of rest because I was out every other night of the week. Nowadays, I need my daily 4pm to 5pm nap.

I remember chasing quarter draft night around the county. Knock on wood, I still get by on 6 hours/night sleep. I can feel it creeping up on me though.

 

[Grumpy]

Gee, since we're talking about how much sleep we are getting cuz we're old..Who's starting the thread on our meds?? our bowel movements??

 

[Sneakers]

our bowel movements??

Seems to me we've already been there, with descriptions on wiping techniques.

And no, I'm not going to find the thread, not going to talk about it, or my meds. Because it's time for a nap.

 

[PrchJrkr]

Gee, since we're talking about how much sleep we are getting cuz we're old..Who's starting the thread on our meds?? our bowel movements??

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

 

[Grumpy]

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!

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[GregV814]

Okay, I have to leave now. Svenghoolie is on tonite. I hope I can stay up past the opening credits..

 

[Grumpy]

Mothra?

 

[Sneakers]

Speaking of old, my cousin wants to meet up at 8:00 at the restaurant/bar. I’m ready to put on my pj’s and cuddle under the covers at 7:30.
Where have the years gone of staying out all night partying?

Still do!

Mothra?

The raven.

 

[gary_webb]

Gee, since we're talking about how much sleep we are getting cuz we're old..Who's starting the thread on our meds?? our bowel movements??

If it's to be, it's up to me.

Lisinopril and metoprolol tartrate. Oh, forgot the low dose aspirin regimen too.

 

[gary_webb]

Okay, I have to leave now. Svenghoolie is on tonite. I hope I can stay up past the opening credits..

You know he's a gay dude, right?

 

[Sneakers]

I hope I can stay up past the opening credits..

The show is 1/2 hour longer tonight. You'll never make it....

 

[GregV814]

You know he's a gay dude, right?

Thanks alot Garry Poopyhead!!!!! I thought that make up and dead chickens and red shirts were fake!!! Dammit!!!! OR maybe I've been a closet guy my whole life and now you've exposed me for...wait...hey listen: after my 12th greasy chicken wing last night I got a queasy feeling and started to burp alot. I grabbed what I thought was baking soda and drank like 8 oz of water with it...well, it was fast rising flour so I drank 4 ounces of vinegar and ....Hey, Grumpy what was that BM tread about anyway???

 

[Grumpy]

....Hey, Grumpy what was that BM tread about anyway???

Vodka, V8, Salt-n-peppa, celery and old bay.

 

[Kyle]

Still do!

The raven.

Nevermore

 

[GregV814]

I've yet to see a thread that stays on point, so....

all this bodily function/getting older stuff.... It's been (sort of) proven that talcum powder caused serious problems to women's health after dabbing with it.

So, what happens in, say 10-20 years when we find Lume' was worse?

 

[Sneakers]

So, what happens in, say 10-20 years when we find Lume' was worse?

They'll go to their graves without a stinky ass?

 

[my-thyme]

Can we talk about falls? Is that on topic?

 

[Grumpy]

 

[Sneakers]

Can we talk about falls? Is that on topic?

Do you have to pee a lot at night? Getting up to visit the bathroom is the number one cause of nighttime falls. Or so the TV says as they try to sell that pee stop stuff.